“Sure, didn’t the Lord himself pause for a nice cup of tea before giving himself up for the world.” 

- Mrs Doyle, Father Ted.

“Bernard, No! Look at yourself, who’s going to look after you?

You can’t live on the mushrooms in your hair!”

Bill Bailey ‘Part Troll’ Live - Love Song

I always forget how fucking amazing this is.

Oh God, I want to go see him live again.

I can’t have sex with your personality,
And I can’t put my penis in your college degree,
And I can’t shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
So why’re you sharing all this information with me?
It’s not sexist ‘cause I’m saying it in a song,
That’s right bitch, now take off your thong.

Hardy Bucks are back. I’m so fucking happy.